I can’t take it anymore; the constant texting, the continual contact about total nonsense, the blatant ploys to receive attention for awful behavior… I never thought that I would feel like I needed a restraining order before in my life. And I really never expected that I would feel this way about a official condo appliance. Yes, I’m trying to chop up with my control unit, and the chop has been anything however clean so far, then let me tell you about our relationship, so you can understand where I’m coming from as a battered and emotionally fried victim of this Heating and Air Conditioning abuser. It all started on the day that my AC and boiler were being upgraded by a local heating and cooling dealership. You could say it was love at first sight when the Heating and Air Conditioning professional showed me the newest smart control unit options on the market. I unquestionably thought I had found myself “a catch” when I read the history and promises made by this impressive sounding temperature control unit. Little did I know that this smart control unit unit would soon become my biggest torteacher. You see, the control unit came pre-programmed with more than 2 “convenient” options, such as text reminders for official service tasks, push notifications for commanded air temperature modifications, and reminders about programmed air quality swings. At first, I thought it would be helpful to have so more than 2 upgrades from the smart temperature control device… however after months of ruthless harassment, I can’t take it anymore. My nerves are fried after constantly hearing about my awful air quality management and failure to establish complete energy efficiency. I feel like I’m one notification away from taking care of the boundaryless smart control unit myself – in a unquestionably permanent way. At least it would unquestionably be considered self defense.